Word Change Game

This forum is kinda lonely, so let's pull an old favorite. I'll start with a sentence, and then the following poster, will add, remove, or change a single word in that sentence while still keeping it coherent.

Your starting sentence is:

I lost my pants somewhere over there.

Lol, have fun.

I lost your underwear somewhere over there.

I lost your underwear somewhere over yonder.

I threw your underwear somewhere over yonder.

I threw your dignity somewhere over yonder.

I threw your dignity some day over yonder.

I threw your momma some day over yonder.

I threw your momma some day, over 9000.

[That... what? That doesn't make sense.]

I threw your momma some day, she's over 9000.

I threw your momma some day, She's over 9000 ft. cliff.

[I like it. Let's just say that she did one change and I did the other.]

I threw your momma some day, She's over 9000 ft. cliff.

[Sure.]

I threw your momma some day. She's over a 9000 ft. cliff.

I threw your momma some hay. She's over a 9000 ft. cliff.

I threw your momma some weed. She's over a 9000 ft. cliff.

I threw your momma some weed. She's over a 9000 ft fence.

I threw your momma some weed. She's over a 9000 foot tall fence.

I threw your momma some weed. Now she's over a 9000 foot tall fence.

I threw your momma some weed. Now she's over a 9000 foot valley.

I threw your momma some weed. Now she's over a 2 foot valley.

I threw your momma some weed. Now she's over a 2 foot dong.

I threw your momma in some weed. Now she's over a 2 foot dong.

I threw your momma in some weed. Now she's on a 2 foot dong.

I threw your sister in some weed. Now she's on a 2 foot dong.

I threw your sister in some weed. Now he's on a 2 foot dong.